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3 times a virgin |
| A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I m ... |
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Computers - Male or Female |
| Humankinds propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be?
Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male.
They have a lot of data, bu ... |
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Guide to Safe Fax |
| Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE ... |
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New Computer Virus |
| Did you hear about the new computer virus?
Its called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".
Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy! ... |
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Technological Doctor |
| One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don do that. Theres a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sampl ... |
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